Winter 2009
The Blue-Eyed Indians vs. The Red-Eyed Napoleons
Ridding Our House of Goblins
Don't Blame God
My Mother's Milk
Draining Resources
Of Huffin' and Puffins
Top 40 Albums of 2008
The Devil & Mr. Richards
The Liar (poetry)
Love Never Dies (Chp 7-10)
January 2008
The 'Truth' Consultants
Nothing To Believe In
Thinking Like the Superman
Don't Feed the Trolls
The Greatly Divisive Divide
Money Talking
Top 40 Albums of 2007
Myrmidon
Help
Any Given Moment
February 2008
Slavery in the Year 2010
Canadian Bloodlines
If Hijabs and Burqas Could Talk
No More Troops in Afghanistan
Sometimes Working's a Real
Cool Hand
Dead Cat Blues
Minor Contributions
The Pros and Cons of a High
Fibre Diet
I Doubt Myself
Impressions
March 2008
The Singluar Face of Megalomania
Do You See the Muffin-Man?
Crime and Punishment
Parliamentary Privilege
The Furious Commute
Fix Doctor Shortage
The Bride is Beautiful
A Box in the Sky
Grannie's 90th
The Name in Vain
April 2008
All Aquiver for God's Arrow
The Wisdom to Know the Difference
Miller Goes to China
A Black Hole of Inaction
Be Still, It's Not That Hard
Santa for President
Why Put Myself on the Line
The Tragedy of Don Carlos
Fearing Your Insurrection
Day by Day
June 2008
Scammed by Christians
Destroying Crops for Subsidies
Silence is Oppressive
'They'll know we are Christians
by our love...'
The Ghastly Adventures of
Stinky Subway Corpse Man
The Invisible Contract
The Many Ways of Lying
Love Never Dies (Chp 1)
You Remind Me
Chasing After
July 2008
A Country Beyond Nationality
Immigration: Insult and Injury
Shifting By Example
Is the Planet Fine, Mr. Harper?
Bad Breed(ing)
Unknowable Canada
Canada: A Bittersweet Love Affair
AirCanWest's New Model Airline
Up to the Challenge
Love Never Dies (Chp 2)
Autumn 2008
Stephen Harper Ate My Baby
Subway Reads 2007-2008
An Open Letter to Tim Horton's
A Saudi 3 Wives Tale
Anatomy of a Dictatorship
Procrastinating Your Way to Success
St. Michael Comes Into His Own
Talk Radio in Munich
Ten Men Shouting
Love Never Dies (Chp 3-6)
January 2007
Heaven Hemp Us
Walking the Plank
Intelligent Design, Part 1
The Christmas Message
Sex n' Drugs n' Rock n' Roll
The What's Old Is New Review
Cow-Headed God
Purpose in Poetry
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February 2007
Pte. Talon Robot, No Class
Roses are Green
Intelligent Design, Part 2
Ushers of the Black Rod
Daycare Debacle
The Liberation of Auschwitz
Taut Nipples and Loose Beads
Dying Mortal
mad craft works: fine art
March 2007
What Was Halved is Now a Hole
Academicspeak
Intelligent Design, Part 3
Child Sacrifice
A Phenomenology of Giggles
The Unbearable Sweetness of Being
Greig House
Personal Life
Nothing Agrees With Me
April 2007
Intelligent Design, Part 4
A Heart as Light as a Feather
No Xenus is Good Xenus
Canada's 'New Government' Eats Babies!
A Recipe for Diplomacy
Do You Smell Something Funky?
Boring Illness
Banal-a-Maladie
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May 2007
The Bumblebee Effect, Part 1
The Maniacal Mean Streak
Lessons Learned by Getting Fired
A Bit of a Backgrounder on Stéphane Dion
The Collision of the Divine
& the Mortal
Stronger Together
Roger on the Cross
Not a Category of Duration
Get Your Cake On
June 2007
The Bumblebee Effect, Part 2
The Power of Medical Suggestion
Prisoners in Their Own Land
The Boob Tube Situation
aboutfacebook
Subway Reads 2006
High Park
Supersonic
Whatever Becomes of Me
July 2007
Ghosts of the Arctic
Alley Me a Bike Lane
Dear Protestors
Miles Away from the Mission
The Deadly State of Hospital Cleanliness
Guilt-trip, you say?
Persistence of Vision
Possession
Real Politics
September 2007
Stickin' It To The Man
The Two Faces of Politics
Buy Yourself a Doctor-Slave
Who's Going Through Those Pearly Gates?
Bodies with Ten Members
From Carson to Carson
Unchallenged, into these waters
Swallow
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October 2007
A Damaged Crossing
To Have Faith in Public Education
It's Hard to Dazzle Us
The Murder of Hallowe'en
In Defense of Bad Sources
Restoring Democracy in Canada
Lucid Darkness
You Cannot Argue...
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November 2007
Measure of Progress
Technocracy
The Fear Instructs
An Essay by Universal CEO
Doug Morris*
A Veiled Threat
Life in East Jerusalem
In the Forest
Kick It
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January 2006
Who Dropped the Ball?
The Curse of Constantine
Get Off of My Cloud
Moses Supposes His Toeses are Roses
Scattered Seeds
Jew-venile Behaviour
The Spin at The Merry-Go-Round
Love Poem
The Long Way Home
Desert of the Real
February 2006
The Amusing Misusing of Sovereignty
Mary's Hymen
I'd Sing You a Love Song
Confessions of a Dangerous 'Lie'
State of Protection
The Civilizing Effect of Civiliz'n
Scratching for Spiritual Resources
Narnian Revelation
Subway Reads 2005
This is What We Do
Elevator Poem
The Fear
I Am Us, and It Is The World
I Remember the Dream
March 2006
What You Otter Know
All Messed Up
Live Spelled Backwards Is...
'Picturing' A Better World
Planning For the Future
Sticks and Stones
Beggar Under a Bad Sign
After Hours
Together, Now
Mo[u]rning
April 2006
The Flesh of Your Mother
Miss Thing Makes the Bling
Conservative Values
Plus Ça Change
Eternal Vigilantes
Back to Brokeback
My Complicated Simplex
River
Soul Capture
May 2006
Drama Queen
Well I'll Be Damned!
At Your 'Wits' End
All Dick and No Balls
Humourous Influence
Open Letter to Humanity
The Metal
Sweater
Echo
June 2006
Natural Mutations
Blame: The Operator's Manual
Dictating Fashion
The DaVinci Code
On The Event of My Death
As I See It
The Ratio of Terrorism to Pepperoni
Plastic Action Cowboys
Love Poem to Disease
After the Fight Uphill
Looking Back
July 2006
Deep, Deep Secrets
The Pharma's Market
Conservatism = Laziness
Marked by Music
On Conceptions of Life
A Bloggy Day
The Avenger
Skyward Abyss
Maniac
August 2006
Noodling The Truth
E=mc
2
In Desperate Times of Gore
Getting People to the Poles
The Hope or Armageddon
The What's Old Is New Review
Ghosts
The Braying Man
Living History
September 2006
On Hold for Now
Following the Leader
Sshh! The Lure of the Secret Society
This Article Has 4363 Syllables
Lash-ed
And As They Come To Us
Photosensitive
If Only I Was Immune
Nobody Doing Nothing
October 2006
Demanding Respect
What's Your Take on God?
Toilet Training the Bourgeoisie
Reality Checked
Gender and Migration
The What's Old Is New Review
Enemies at the Gate
Baptism & The Waiting Room
Pearly Gates
November 2006
Atom and Ease
Ignorance is Bliss
The Spam Dam v. The Con Man
Poor Little Peter MacKay
10th Grade Essay
The What's Old Is New Review
Untitled
Miss Information
Cup of Coffee
December 2006
Bits of History Repeating
Charitable Thoughts
Machines of Tomorrow
The Gardasil Falsehood
Top 40 Albums of 2006
The What's Old Is New Review
The Black Box
Black Bricks
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